Yeah, then the bitch said, “Use a condom.”
And I said, “Baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”

You didn’t say that

Man, yes I did!

No, you didn’t

I’m a grown ass man, what? I’ma lie to you? I’ma lie?
Alright, maybe I just thought it, but damn, she was just so butt naked!
I’d wrap it up with a trash bag just to get it, you know what I’m saying?

Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship

What?

That's impossible!

How far?

32 kilometers

Shit. HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas
Accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over

HQ here. What is it, Thomas?

My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out

Did you just say another ship?

Yeah, that's what he said!
Another fuckin' ship in the middle of space, man!

I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard

Engage the ship!

What?!

Copy!

I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal

Man
Why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man?!

Shut up Kai. Thalia, play that message!

You got it
This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1
The year is 2093, time unknown.
The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours
Whatever you do, do not come knocking

Aw, hell nah, we gotta get the fuck outta here man!!

HQ, engagement is a no go!
Permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?

Permission granted!

Man, thank God!