I bought a house with you
We settled down with cats
There wasn't much to do
So we just sat and watched the TV
And smoked weed

We drove a biocar
'Cos we all love the earth
It didn't get us far
And always sounded like a walrus
With ulcers

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We surfed at Malibu
So we could see the stars
And when the sun fell off
We'd drive back slowly
to Topanga

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Then once that wasn't enough
We gave up on our jobs
And bought back all our time
To spend it walking in the forest

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HELP! ME!
HELP! ME!

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I bought a house with you
We settled down with cats!
There wasn't much to do
So we just sat and watched the TV