Wiggle in the middle
Just a little
It'll help you forget
That you ever thought you wanted
To be flaunted
With a prada wallet

Loan me
You can show me
That you know me
'Cause you sure haven't yet

Chorus:
Happy birthday baby
Guess what you didn't get
In addition
While you're wishin'
Keep on fishin'
For that prada wallet

Chorus

(two hundred and fifty dollars?!)