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28 days ago when it all began
My "Kickstarter" album campaign planned
I've been baggin' everyone I know
But lately things have gotten kinda slow
And I'm only about halfway to my goal

I wish I was a Kickstar, Kickstar
Thought that I'd go far
Tryin' hard to look cute, videos on YouTube
Posting things off my boobs

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So many projects seem to do okay
Oh, really, you met your goal in seven days
That's great!
I gotta work and now to get some cash
I'll even put a banana in my trash
Won't you help me make it all the way?
I need your money

I'm not a Kickstar, Kickstar
Thought that I'd go far
Tell me what to do to get some money from you
I'll get your face as a tattoo

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Gettin' down to the final '48
There's still thousands of dollars left to raise
Just a friendly note to let you know
We're almost out of time and pretty close
And if we don't meet a goal
I'll fuckin' kill myself

Make me a Kickstar, Kickstar
Thought that I'd go far
This campaign's ending soon, you'll only mean to what I'll do
Even sex with balloons

(Kickstar, Kickstar) Sex with balloons
(Kickstar, Kickstar) I'm afraid of balloons!
(Kickstar, Kickstar) Aw, balloons are the worst!
(Kickstar, Kickstar) I hate them!
(Kickstar, Kickstar, Kickstar)