I don't shit my pants no more
I used to do it when I was born
It was so fun
When you didn't have to run
To a toilet when you wanted it done

It was so easy it was so sleazy
When you just sit, and shit
It was so fun walk sleep or run
When you had to go you just let it flow

I wanna go back in time when I was child
It was so easy eating ants, destroying plants
Shitting your pants
But when you grow up
You don't do those things no more
But if you feel like you can shit your pants
I don't do it or I'll lose my friends

My mommy used to clean me up
When I soiled my cute little butt
When I was dressed
I made a mess
Now I don't shit my pants no more

It was so easy it was so sleazy
When you just sit, and shit
It was so fun walk sleep or run
When you had to go you just let it flow

I wanna go back in time when I was child
It was so easy eating ants, destroying plants
Shitting your pants
But when you grow up
You don't do those things no more
But if you feel like you can shit your pants
I don't do it or I'll lose my friends

It was so easy it was so sleazy
When you just sit, and shit
It was so fun walk sleep or run
When you had to go you just let it flow

I wanna go back in time when I was child
It was so easy eating ants, destroying plants
Shitting your pants
But when you grow up
You don't do those things no more
But if you feel like you can shit your pants
I don't do it or I'll lose my friends
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