Verse 1
There’s a black and a white.
And sometimes it seems,
There’s a wrong and a right, Man,
There is nothing between.
You can go to church on Sunday
Thank the Lord when you pray;
But there’s gonna be somebody
There to judge you anyway!

Chorus
Well, you’re damned if you do.
And you’re damned if you don’t.
Damned if you tell anybody
Something you want.
I think it’s time we all take a stand.
I for one will smile and say,
I’ll be damn, if I’ll be damned.

Verse 2
Well you can’t love someone
That don’t see things like you do.
Can’t be friends with anyone
That don’t look just like you do.
I for one am tired of all the
"Do's" and "Dont's".
So I sat down
And put them all
Here in this song.

(Repeat Chorus)

Chorus
Well, you’re damned if you do.
And you’re damned if you don’t.
Damned if you tell anybody
Something you want.
I think it’s time we all take a stand.
I for one will smile and say,
"I’ll be damn, if I’ll be damned."
Oh, I'll be damn, if I'll be damned.