No superheroes in Cleveland
No, they all moved to New York
They live in brownstone apartments
Secret fortresses in Central Park

No supervillains in Cleveland
Guess there's not much to destroy
And if they want apocolypse
They go up to Detroit

New York City's got a lot to give
Poorly-written sidekicks make it big

No superheroes in Cleveland
Now they all live in LA
Makin' those motion pictures
Where they always save the day

No heroes left in Cleveland
Sayin', "up, up and away"