She keeps her patience for the bedroom
Should satisfy her for a week
Her domination is executed cheaply
With her studio technique

What's new?
She carries love in a carrier bag
What's new?
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, oh, oh
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about it

She keeps appointments by the hour glass
Guerrilla warfare in her bed
And constant love is oh oh so negative
We're simulating s** instead

She carries love in a carrier bag
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, oh, oh
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic fantasies conceived

Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about it

No personality's essential
Nobody strictly in command
She's not direct, elusive
Or inadequate
Love's incompatible commands

What's new?
She carries love in a carrier bag
What's new?
She don't keep her body clean
Oh, oh, oh
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic heartaches are conceived

Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about it