She told me Get Lost!
You're a loser.
You've got nothing
You're a boozer.
You smell really bad
Like a sewer.
She walked away,
I said O.K.

If she says no
It's she that is the loser.
I'm a great guy
I'm a straight shooter.
A great personality
A natural seducer.
I'm a love machine…come and get it baby
While I'm still in the scene.

I've got my own place
It's setup pretty cool
Mom stays away
Unless she needs a tool.
I've got my own car
It runs when there's fuel
But it doesn't really matter
Cause my license is suspended.
I have a part-time job
At the corner store.
I get my smokes for free
When there's no one there to see.
I have a bunch of friends
We hang out at the bar
Especially on payday
We sometimes smoke cigars