Plastic, plastic, take the modern way.
Simulation, for my instant day.
Why should I care, if you say that it's no good.
It's for me, can't you see?
Convenience, everything is clean and easy.

I can't read, but then I watch T. V.
Stimulation, they can do it for me.
How can you say, what is right and what is wrong.
It's for you, for me, too.
Convenience, everything is clean and easy.

Just believe me, it runs like a big machine
It's just for me, can't you see?
Convenience, everything is clean and easy.