[Verse 1] I wake up, turn on my TV,
Never thought my shampoo could kill me.
I walk outside, look up to the sky,
So many chem-trails are passing by.

[Chorus] I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world.
Government mind control, MK Ultra,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.

[Verse 2] Friday cruising on the freeway,
Glen beck says Jesus can save me.
Well shit, that'd be pretty nice cause this feels like hell,
Hey, Matt, I hear Guantanamo has pretty comfy cells
I wish I could get taken by an alien race,
But I don't think that I could get through TSA.
I just wanna watch porno,
Without the NSA flagging me.

[Chorus] I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world.
Fluoride water, foreign drone strikes,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, fuck Monsanto.
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world.
Mainstream media, praise and worship,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Fox news channel

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Government mind control, MK Ultra,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.

I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.)