I never could do the conga
Could never get through the conga
But if you say, "Do the conga!"
I ain't hep to that step, but I'll dig it!

I never could see mazurkas
They're poison to me, mazurkas!
But if it should be mazurkas
I ain't hep to that step, but I'll dig it!

When they invented the Charleston
I was a total flop!
But say, if you want to Charleston
I'll never stop,
Dance till I drop!

I never could dig the polka
The corniest jig, the polka!
But if you say, "Dig the polka!"
I ain't hep to that step, but I'll dig it!