Shane McGowan’s tying my shoes
I got Jerry Lee Lewis in a headlock
You spend fingering your ideals
Baby all I ever found’s the sweet spot

I am Mark E Smith
I got the paperwork to prove it
Leave the kettle on
Leave the kettle on
You know in your brain
You must leave the kettle on

I grew up in primordial soup
There was very little to do
All the ? staring blankly forward
There was really nothing they could do

I am Mark E Smith
I got the paperwork to prove it
Leave the kettle on
Leave the kettle on
You know it in your brain
You must leave the kettle on
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