Thousands of designs, flash on the walls – Flash on the walls
Roses and hearts, daggers and skulls – Daggers and skulls
Freehand designs, one of a kind – One of a kind
Bright colours, black and white, make up your mind

[Chorus:] No pain, no gain [3x] Stewed, screwed, tattooed!

You can show it off, down the local pub – The local pub
Caught by the fever, it's too late to stop – Too late to stop
Feel the needle burning, got to fight the pain – Fight the pain
You hate it and you love it, tattooed again

[Chorus 2x]

Sweet memories you carry in your skin – In your skin
The choice of your tattoo comes from deep within – Deep within
No regrets at all, it's the story of your life – Of your life
The gang you belong to, the kids and the wife

[Chorus 3x]

… Stewed, screwed, tattooed! [3x]