Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Bup budupadup ooh
Going off to make a thneed

I've got a cramp in my back
And another cramp in my right rump cheek

You and I will have separate grandchildren
And we will say to them
Oh god look I'm playing my guitar upside down

Don't look at me like that!
Just something to do
And oh wait I forgot the words
Na na naa na naa

You ever think really hard about boredom?
Is that annoying?
Is that annoying?
Is this annoying?

Look it's some circling birds
I bet you they're going to eat our corpses
And then the worms will come out of the ground
And then some other little critter's gonna come and
Make furniture out of our bones.
And sit on it
And have lovely dinners

And this whole thing will be a disaster
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na na
Haa na na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na na