13 men stand on 13 hills
In their pockets they each hold 13 dollar bills
13 women in 13 cells
At the 13th hour they each ring 13 bells

I've got something, and what about this?
Do you know what it is?
Do you think you understand?
Ha ha ha!

7 million in 7 banks
Yield 7 words of english more than thanks
7 soldiers drive 7 tanks
To the 7th place where everyone gives thanks

I've got something, and what about this?
Do you know what it is?
Do you think you understand?
Ho ho ho!

Cause if you think
that it all makes no sense
it's the song for the dense

E-t-c-e-t-e-r-a
E-t-c-e-t-e-r-a
E-t-c-e-t-e-r-a
E-t-c-e-t-e-r-a

30 million in 30 states
They all earn more so they get charged higher rates
30 biscuits on 30 plates
Different colors cause they were made on different dates

I've got something, and what about this?
Do you know what it is?
Do you think you understand?
Hee hee hee!

Cause if you think
that it all makes no sense
it's the song for the dense

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, whoa whoa whoa-oh-whoa….