Michael, Michael, Superman
Muscle bound and super tan
Leather jacket, denim pants

Never did learn
How to dance, how to dance

Digs karate, raps on Zen
Michael makes it best with men
Digs karate, raps on Zen
Michael makes it best with men

Michael, Michael, Michael, Superman
Muscle bound and super tan
When he walks and talks and moves

Michael proves and proves
And proves Michael
Is a hyper Superman

Pushes acid, peddles hash
That's how Michael gets his stash
Rides his cycle likes a king
Knows his number

Does his thing, does his thing
And if he wants to
He can con any bird

He's turning on, if he wants to
He can con any bird
He's turning on

Michael, Michael, Michael, Superman
Muscle bound and super tan
When he walks and talks and moves

Michael proves and proves
And proves Michael
Is a hyper superman

But late at night
He sometimes seems to hear
His mother's voice

In dreams, calling to him
Clear and plain
But she calls him
Mary Jane, Mary Jane

And Michael answers plain and clear
I am coming, Mother dear
Michael answers plain and clear
I am coming, Mother dear

Michael, Michael, Michael, Superman
Muscle bound and super tan
When he walks and talks and moves

Michael proves and proves
And proves Michael
Is a hyper superman
A superman

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