Take anything you want
We've got everything you need
It's all free of charge
No purchase is necessary

She want a brand new car
And I need a brand new soul
I pulled the pin of her heart
Sit back and watch her explode

Grab all your arms can carry
'Cause this deal's a steal
Participation may vary
Come down and spin the wheel

She need a brand new heart
And I want a bag of coal
I put a dent in her car
Whenever I lost control

Hanging ten off of a crisp edge
You wished that you could fly away
Like an extraterrestrial being from outer space

She need a UFO
And I need a brand new brain
This is a horror show
Gotta fix the window-pane