By Dean Friedman

Special effects drive me right up the wall
I can't reason at all with your special effects

Special effects, oh, they turn me around
I can't locate the ground with your special effects

You turn your power on me I can hardly see
My senses reel and whirl
I never want to be without your…

Special effects, oh, they take my breath away
I can't tell night from day with your special effects

Special effects. Special effects. Special effects…