Mary Anne, doesn't understand,
I wanna be her man, stupid Mary Anne.
Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain,
But my hearts in pain, it's driving me insane.

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy
You gotta really love her coz she has a lot of money,
And if she would only marry me,
It would really improve my economy.

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,
I wanna be her man, oooohhh stupid Mary Anne.

Stupid Mary Anne
I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy
You gotta really love her coz she has a lot of money,
And if she would only marry me,
It would really improve my economy.

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,
I wanna be her man, oooohhh stupid Mary Anne.

Mary Anne, Mary Anne I wanna be your man,
Mary Anne, I wanna take your hand,
Mary Anne, I wanna see your plans,
Mary Anne, Oh won't you understand,
Mary Anne, I wanna be your man,
Mary Anne, I wanna take your hand,
Mary Anne, Oh won't you understand
OOOhhhhhhh – stupid Mary Anne