Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-wee's so excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at pee-wee's playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from puppetland (what that?)
Dirty dog, cool cat, and chicky baby are the puppet band (yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
And a genie who'll grant a wish –
Golly, it's cuckoo at pee-wee's playhouse!

Globey's spinnin', mr. Window's grinnin',
'cause pterri's flyin' by (hello!)
The flowers are singin', the picture phone is ringin',
And the dinosaur family goes, "hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', conky's still a snorin',
There's the flashing magic screen.
The cowntess is so classy, randy's kinda sassy –
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with pee-wee and you'll see what we mean! (come on!)

Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (wake up!)
'cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen –
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin' –
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At pee-wee's playhouse!