[Verse 1] Well it's cultural exchange week here at Sunnydale high school
And we're hostin lots of students who come from all over the world
There's a special exhibition down at the Natural History Museum
Where they're showin off remains of an Inca princess mummy girl

Yeah, mummies always seem to come with a curse
I never heard of one without
And the Inca princess is no exception
If the seal breaks the mummy gets out
Wah wah wah wah

[Chorus] And if she kisses you you're gonna wish that you ran (Inca mummy girl)
Restoring herself anew, sucking the life from you, yeah (Inca mummy girl)

[Verse 2] Well Xander and Ampata seem to really like each other a lot now (Inca mummy, ooh Inca mummy)
And they're going on a date to the problematic dance at the Bronze (Inca mummy girl)
Dingoes Ate My Baby are rocking just as hard as they can now (Inca mummy, ooh Inca mummy)
Thanks to a dreamy lead guitarist whose name is apparently Oz (Inca mummy girl)

This is inconvenient but we just found out
Ampata was the mummy this whole time (this whole time)
Xander's gonna be so totally bummed out
But at least he saved Willow's life
Wah wah wah wah

[Chorus] And if she kisses you you're gonna wish that you ran (Inca mummy girl)
Restoring herself anew, sucking the life from you, yeah (Inca mummy girl)
And if she kisses you you're gonna wish that you ran (Inca mummy girl)
Restoring herself anew, sucking the life from you, yeah (Inca mummy girl)

[Bridge] Giles worked so hard gluing that plate
Who knows if Xander will ever find a non-homicidal mate?
Wah wah wah wah

[Chorus] And if she kisses you you're gonna wish that you ran (Inca mummy girl)
Restoring herself anew, sucking the life from you, yeah (Inca mummy girl)
And if she kisses you you're gonna wish that you ran (Inca mummy girl)
Restoring herself anew, sucking the life from you, yeah (Inca mummy girl)