[Verse 1] Don’t fuck with me this week Cordelia
Got campaign paraphernalia
You’ve never seen; my inner prom queen
Can sweep and dust and mop the floor with you
Poach those votes and still have time to do
Homework and slay, oh how you’ll pay

[Chorus] Well tonight is the night
Paper streamers, twinkle lights
Limo ride, and surprise
Hey we’re finally at the… woods?
VCR and a tape
That some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
We’re running in SlayerFest '98

[Verse 2] Being hunted with Cordelia
She ain’t gonna make this easier
Won’t stand a chance
‘less she gets mad
Then if you’re evil, yeah she’ll whack at ya
With a wooden handled spatula
Gorches beware! Oh hey, how’s my hair?

[Chorus] Well tonight is the night
Paper streamers, twinkle lights
Limo ride, and surprise
Hey we’re finally at the… woods?
VCR and a tape
That some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
We’re running in SlayerFest '98

[Bridge] Well we didn’t win
Stupid homecoming
But we did win
At spending quality time and learning about one another’s strengths and weaknesses and deepening our friendship

[Chorus] Well tonight is the night
Paper streamers, twinkle lights
Limo ride, and surprise
Hey we’re finally at the… woods?
VCR and a tape
That some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
We’re running in SlayerFest '98