Well, it's a lousy time in a young girl's life
I spent one night, it didn't go right
I've been paying for my feelings with interest
Just one night with the wrong guy

Now I'm staring at the tv
'Cause I was at the pub last night
Drowning all my feelings
Drinking until I was like

Beer good, fire bad
Beer good when buffy's sad
Beer good, fire bad
Beer good and buffy get mad
When there's no beer
When there's no beer

Bad time – young girl's life
Boy smell nice! Boy smell nice!
Parker sucks, Parker lied
Boy smell nice! Boy smell nice!

I miss the people on the tv
Miss the people in the pub last night
Drowning all my feelings
Drinking until I was like

Beer good, fire bad
Beer good when buffy's sad
Beer good, fire bad
Beer good and buffy get mad
When there's no beer
When there's no beer

"So, kids, what'd we learn about beer in this episode?"

"FOAMY!"

"…okay."

Want beer (x12)

Beer good, fire bad
Beer good when buffy's sad
Beer good, fire bad
Beer good and buffy get mad
When there's no beer
When there's no beer
When there's no beer
When there's no beer

Parker
Sucks

Parker sucks