Don't you love that it's summer,
I'm on vacay,
Look at this place,
There's a mint on my pillow,
And a nice throw,
I see my face,

I don't have to fold it,
Bathtubs a nice fit,
Shampoo and conditioner,
Travel size,
Yeah that's my face,

The carpets so soft,
And my toesies are happy,
Unpack my suitcase,
Nah, I'll do it later,

Mini bar, gonna use it,
Room key, gonna lose it,
Room service, gonna eat it,
Free pen, free pen and paper,
Mini bar, gonna use it,
Room key, gonna lose it,
Room service, gonna eat it,
Free pen, free pen and paper,

Take a look at my tv,
Paid movies,
Nah, I'm cheap!
Got books on my iPad,
Reading is rad,
I'm gonna tweet,

Bout my latest venture,
Hashtag temperature,
Air-conditioning is so nice,
Storage device,
So many drawers!

The carpets so soft,
And my toesies are happy,
Unpack my suitcase,
Nah, I'll do it later,

Mini bar, gonna use it,
Room key, gonna lose it,
Room service, gonna eat it,
Free pen, free pen and paper,
Mini bar, gonna use it,
Room key, gonna lose it,
Room service, gonna eat it,
Free pen, free pen and paper