The whole word is watchin' me
As I light up the tv screen
My life's a parade
But I've got it made
I hope everyone will see

I want my ratings to go up
I hope you all wish me luck
I'll act like I care
About you're welfare
I'll pretend I'll stay in touch

I want to be on your good side
I've got no where else to hide
Everything that you hear
May not be sincere
At least my voice is amplified

I think my credability has gone away
The colors on the television will turn gray
I 'll make a living while I exploit everyone
I never thought this way of life would be so fun

Please come on to my talk show
I'll share everything I know
Please come on to my talk show
I'll share everything I know

Please come on to my talk show
I'll share everything I know
Please come on to my talk show
I'll share everything I knoooow