[Chorus] Give me all your vanity
And let's go, stare down the river
I know, he knows
A look will make it better
Even Narcissus would gawp
Staring blind and overwrought
Fogging up the mirror

[Verse 1] Tone it down
You're in for a surprise
When you see the bags underneath your eyes
Try not to frown
The wind could turn around
You'll be stuck with that look on your mouth

[Pre-Chorus] Today could be the best day of your life, if you'll let it
You'll be counting cash or credit
It's just a face, just a face
You know I could sell it, so sign here
You can be happy when you…

[Chorus] Give me all your vanity
And let's go, stare down the river
I know, he knows
A look will make it better
Even Narcissus would gawp
Staring blind and overwrought
Fogging up another mirror

[Verse 2] Turn around
And check out your behind
It used to be the apple of my eye
Try not to drown
In a sea of tears
When you weigh more than you did last year

[Pre-Chorus] Today could be the best day of your life, if you'll let it
You'll be counting cash or credit
It's just a face, just a face
You know I could sell it, so sign here
You can be happy when you…

[Chorus] Give me all your vanity
And let's go, stare down the river
I know, he knows
A look will make it better
Even Narcissus would gawp
Staring blind and overwrought
Fogging up another mirror
So give me all your vanity
And let's go, stare down the river
I know, he knows
A look will make it better
Even Narcissus would gawp
Staring blind and overwrought
Fogging up another mirror