Yo dude
What? You talking to me?
Yeah you hairy mofo
When was the last time you had a shower
Well, er, I guess, um, a week ago?
Oh come on man how old are you
30? 35? 40? You gotta shower everyday man!
Look, I can't afford it ok?
No, not ok sneak into a leisure centre or something
And shower there for god's sakes
Do you wanna go 'round smelling like shit all day?
Man you are disgusting this conversation is over
(sound of somebody walking away)
Yeah, you better run!
What did you say?
Er, nothing
(Sounds of people fighting- bang smack etc.)
Next time I'll kick your freaking head off!