[Verse 1: Black Smurf] My wants and my desires got me chasin' fossil faces
Bitch 'em, we got plenty of problems, remind me of Chelsea Lately
Never say I love her back, I guess that's why she hate me
She text my phone like "Smurf, let's fuck," she tryin' to have my baby
Just to get a glimpse of me, little shorty got to pay me
Bitches throw that pussy like Frisbee any occasion
Dutchmaster smoke turn the bitch into a Asian
Dark-ass nigga, type to fuck her in the basement
Disrespect me, I'ma put you in your place quick
Yeah, I'm amazin', I know I got you cravin'
Had a bitch in love so much, sendin' me nudes, you such a fool
She too bad to be just your bitch, that's mainly why I'm fuckin' two
Yeah, I'm that dude she callin' boo when she ain't next to you
Learn to fuck the bitch but don't believe shit she be tellin' you
Final form Smurf, catch me lifted off some medical
Ceiling light rapper, you can't even reach my pedestal
Bitch!