I'm no one trick, two-bit, third world choice
I wanna be elected
I'll meet you at the clinic in a gold Rolls Royce
I wanna be elected
The kids need a savior but they keep getting fakes
I wanna be elected
We're gonna a put a little black in the red & blue states
I gotta be elected

Elected

I've never lied to you like those D. E. A. Fools
I wanna be elected
About the quality of drugs you can buy in our schools
I wanna be injected

Elected
Hallelujah I wanna be selected
Everybody in the Divided States Of America

Let's go start a class war and I'll be your bomb
I wanna be elected
Black and white together, funky and strong
I wanna be elected

Elected, selected, airport inspected
I wanna be elected