Got married on Saturday to a girl from Salt Lake
City
Moved out to the suburds we had a pet goat
Everywhere we would go the goat would go too
Watch our love – making with eyes slitted and blue
One night I woke up
Butcher knife in hand
Killed my lovely wife
And I killed the goat too
When I realized what I had done
Killed my friend my only one
I sure do miss this little goat
Do the wrong thing
I did the wrong thing
I done the wrong thing