All hail the Virgin Mary
Whatever happened to her?
Dark sails upon her black seas
She be heaven on earth

[Chorus] Oh there's a Perfect Girl 11
In the swimsuit test
Oh there's a Perfect Girl 11
In the blood-red dress
What a life, what a life, what a life, what a life
What a love
With murderous intent
Don't stumble
Don't fumble
Pick a spider from the web

Hot tail and runway action
Reception's getting worse
Short males beyond distraction
Maybe she'll be the first girl on the moon

[Chorus]

Oh, Girl 11
Oh, Girl 11
You're in heaven
Come and raise your scepter high
High

[Chorus]

Oh there's a Perfect Girl 11 (oh, Girl 11)
Oh there's Perfect Girl 11 (oh, Girl 11)
What a life, what a life, what a life, what a life, what a life
(oh, Girl 11)