Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday,
One birthday ev'ry year.
But there are three
Hundred and sixty four
Unbirthdays.
That is why we're gathered here to cheer.
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.
A very merry unbirthday to you,
It's great to drink to someone and
I guess that you will do.
A very merry unbirthday to you