Would the demon convert me!
With a priest by his side
Can the darkness swear an oath
Can we all survive!

Would the devil convert me!
With the evidence of truth
Can the righteous swear the oath
Can we all survive!

Destroy! Convert! They sold us misery
Destroy! Convert! They sold us tyranny
Destroy! Convert! We love our misery
Destroy! Convert! Plan 9 conversion

Could the righteous convert me!
With faith on his side
Not in a million fucking years
I will survive!

Would the devil convert me!
With the evidence of truth
Can the righteous swear the oath!
Can we all survive!

Destroy! Convert! They sold us misery
Destroy! Convert! They sold us tyranny
Destroy! Convert! We love our misery
Destroy! Convert! Plan 9 conversion

Plan our conversion!
Plan our conversion, oh!