So you can't get it up, you better take your medication,
Now you have oily discharge runnin' down your leg.
Your new girlfriend looks like the new sensation,
Plastic face and lips hide feelings of despair.

I wanna feel like that, I wanna look like her,
I wanna follow the leader and be part of the herd.
These ugly desires that were instilled
In you, by the companies that made you ill
In the first place.

So Doc. do you think I have a problem?
Of course you have many, that's OK because we'll solve them,
You're just gonna need a series of operations,
Then take these pills for the rest of your life!

I wanna feel like that, I wanna look like her,
I wanna follow the leader and be part of the herd.
These ugly desires that were instilled
In you, by the companies that made you ill
In the first place.

A body like Venus,
Your soul is on fire.
Such a pretty face,
With ugly desires.

You can't look back on how you used to be,
'Cause you're new and improved but you're still unhappy,
'Cause now there's something new on the television
That you want to be.

'Cause you wanna feel like that, you wanna look like her,
Play follow the leader and be part of the herd.
These ugly desires that were instilled
In you, by the companies that made you ill
In the first place.