One-a, Two-a, Three-a, Four-a

I am California… yeah?
Ice tea in my hair
Drugs fall out of diaper bags
As midwesterners stare
I am California
Long walks on the 5
Truck stops and the symphony
And I'll be here when I die

I heart California… I love California
I heart California
I heart California… I love California
I heart California

I am California… yeah?
And you're a Leicestershire
I'm citrus and summertime
And you're haggis and cider
I am California… yeah?
The warm friendlier skies
Fake tits and the symphony
And I'll be here when I die

I heart California… I love California
I heart California
I heart California… I love California
I heart California
I heart California… I love California
I heart California
I heart California… I love California