[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.

[Man]:
Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
Just wanted to say hello.

[Excited Southerner]:
Well I… I can't… Believe… I'm in the… Laser disc… Mr. Gibson… I… I
… I… Such a… Got to… I… Braveheart was… You… You're… Got your
Autograph… With a 8X10 gloss… Your face was burnt though… Tina
Turner… Singing a song to the… Mama… Mother… Mother… Loves you too… Got
To… Bird On the Water… Not such a good picture but… You made up for it with
The Mad Max… Got a… Mail… Mail was very… Got so much going… And the koala
Bears… Got… I'm a big fan… Golden Globe awards… If maybe the people's
Choice…

[Man]:
Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.