[Music: Bart, Lyrics: Sven/Leon Del Muerte]

Stain-less steel doors burst open
A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver
Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
… By the stench…

Horrified nurses scatter
Foul human cess seeps
Punctuation the smell
Of acrid colonic contents
… Colonical…

Numbed by the reek,
Prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed,
With a blast from the asscheek

Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal vengeance
Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table
Eyes see shit, decorating the tools
Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour

The ribcage opens,
A smell comes to the fore
Brown stained lungs oozing faeces,
Regurgitation ensues

Disbelieving doctors from theories
Manure, in puddles,
From a human sewer
An unbelievable reek should have drained
From his pooper

Gasses build up pressure
Causing an ominous rumble from within
A ghastly turn of events
Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined

Stain-less steel doors burst open
Yet in the other way
Phrenetic surgeons are fleeing
This coprophagic mess

Numbed by the reek,
Prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed,
With a blast from the asscheek

A gruesome ending
To a tale of coprophagic grandeur
The art of forensic scatology
Had to be endured
A bacteriological manifestation
Which leaves no doubt
Infecting bystanders
With this methane gargling disease