L A C H L A N
lachlan
L A C H L A N (x2)
hands off bitch
hes not your man

L A C H L A N
come on
L A C H L A N
that's right
L A C H L A N
me and lachlan in my panel van

My motives are shocking,
our lips will be locking
the time we're clocking
is ticking and tocking
so if its a rocking
then don't come a knocking
cause I will be fucking
the hotness of lachlan

Hi this is lachlan
(hi lachlan)
I'm in room 409
(xxx)
I was just wondering
are there any messages for me
(uh huh)

There sure were lachlan
and this what,
this is what she
this is what she, she said

My name is wanita
was so good to meet ya
you gave me your number
now I'm slipping under your spell

Hi this is tracey
I'm dressed up all lacy
I hate to be blatent
but I want to be your undercovers agent

L A C H L A N (x3)
he's slamming about the kinda woman I am

Hey jen, you know that boy lachlan right
well I've heard you talk about him kelly
and I know hes sposed to be hot hot hot
but I don't think I've met him
who is lachlan

You haven't noticed him jesus
you better believe us
that boy he can please us
like four kinds of cheeses

Oh so if its a rocking
then don't come a knocking
cause we will be fuckin
the hotness of lachlan