Dan, meet my friend Ella
She's in the public sector
Dan is a hairdresser
Hello hello
Well, aren't you glad you met her?
Or is this just all in my mind?
Dan is a hairdresser

Hello can you go
I care… Uh oh
Yeh, I care. Uh oh
But I guess you're all in my mind

Paul, meet my friend Greta
She's quite the hot trendsetter
I'm so glad you met her
Hello hello
I haven't had the pleasure
'Cause this is just all in my mind
Greta's mine forever

This is my friend Tessa
I know you'd impress her
Impress her

Hello can you go
I care… Uh oh
Yeh, I care. Uh oh
But I guess you're all in my mind
Uh oh
Yeh, I guess you're all in my mind
Uh oh