[Intro: Jason "Human Kebab" Parsons] Ladies and gentleman
Boys and girls
From the lightning clouds of Venus with a bullet
Mystery and romance proudly present
Live and direct from the ether
Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker

[Chorus: Ashley "Ash Boo-Shultz" Buchholz] You're like iodine
Chasin' all the storms away
You're like a black-ops licorice masquerade
You're like a buzz
I'm lookin' for a bee
You're like a tack in a paper-clip factory
To me
You're like a tack in a paper-clip factory
To me

[Verse] You're like a diatribe
Callin' on a quest for me
You're like the ideal rainy-day activity
You're like a sine
Emphasis in green
You're like ladybugs turnin' into jellybeans

[Chorus] You're like iodine
Chasin' all the storms away
You're like a black-ops licorice masquerade
You're like a buzz
I'm lookin' for a bee
You're like a tack in a paper-clip factory
(Paper-clip factory)

[Verse] You're like a trance for
Lookin' at a better way
You're like a test-maze keepin' all the Me's at bay
You're like a play
That's like a pen
You're like M.C. Escher, but a 10, yo

[Chorus] You're like iodine
Chasin' all the storms away
You're like a black-ops licorice masquerade
You're like a buzz
I'm lookin' for a bee
You're like a tack in a paper-clip factory
To me
You're like a tack in a paper-clip factory
To me
You're like a tack in a paper-clip factory
To me

You're like 2 15/16
To the northeast of me
You're like 2 15/16
To the northeast of me
You're like 2 15/16
To the northeast of me
You're like 2 15/16
To the northeast of me
You're like 2 15/16