I took a bus
Yeah we were headin' downtown
Took out my lunch
Before I got it all down
I saw a thing
The weirdest thing I ever seen
A giant apple rollin' 'round
Paintin' everything green

La la la la (repeat)

Rolled over people
And cars and buildings and things
Took out the steeples
And it derailed all the trains
Must be those babies
The ones that live in the hills
I heard they're fifty feet tall
With one big eye in the middle

Oh no no no no no nuh-nuh no, oh no

And the giant babies said, "Now has come the time
To rid the world of those unfashionable types
Who don't contribute nothin', just sit around and complain
We're gonna crush 'em with the apple that we brought from Spain

Roll out the Apple of San Marquis
Two of these people must be crazy
Roll out the Apple of San Marquis
Two of these people must be crazy
Oh no no no no no nuh-nuh no, oh no
Two of these people must be crazy
Two crazy people's too much for me
So roll out the Apple of San Marquis"

I played it real cool
Just made my way to my job
Looked out my window
And felt the weight of the world
Too many people
Who only takes what they wants
So when we need a wheedling out
The giant apple comes callin'

Oh no no no no no nuh-nuh no, oh no

The apple rolled on
Into the center of town
When it met mansions there
The apple brought 'em all down
I guess it makes sense
In some deranged kind of way
So when there's assholes about
The giant babies will play

And the giant babies said, "Now has come the time
To rid the world of those unfashionable types
Who don't contribute nothin', just sit around and complain
We're gonna crush 'em with the apple that we brought from Spain

Roll out the Apple of San Marquis
Two of these people must be crazy
Roll out the Apple of San Marquis
Two of these people must be crazy
Oh no no no no no nuh-nuh no, oh no
Two of these people must be crazy
Two crazy people's too much for me
So roll out the Apple of San Marquis"

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