Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney I
Liquor and whores

I went down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing

She said "Hey boy
We should do some marrying"
I said sure but before we do
There's something that you should know

I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores…

Then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin with a lady friend
She said hey boy, You'd better fly the fuck home
I said no cause five little words I coulda
Swore I said to you

I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores…