I've got this friend who's sorta into you
But she's a little shy
So I'm here instead of her
To kind of break the news
Cause she said you won't like her too
She looks like me but not five foot three
Unless you like that then that's her you would see
Maybe one day she'll get the guts to tell you what's up

Cause she has been terrified
To show the feelings inside
She's been hiding and trying to lose
But she can't stop thinking about you

Nothing same to be upfront
But she might if you let me know
Who you like and then
I'll muff it out
Cause I'm the girl I was talking about
This whole time

She dies her hair and only wears leopard jeans
I know what you think but she's not me
And you show up in all of her daydreams
At least that's how she makes it seem

Yeah I've been telling her to get a grip
Before you go and find another chick
Give her a shot
Please make a bid
You'll be happy you did

Cause she has been terrified
To show the feelings inside
She's been hiding and trying to lose
But she can't stop thinking about you

Nothing same to be upfront
But she might if you let me know
Who you like and then
I'll muff it out
Cause I'm the girl I was talking about
This whole time

Maybe she doesn't have it all
But I know she wants to risk it all on you
She's gotta have you
And I guess I'm not the best at words
But I'm sure that you've already heard
About my friend
And her situation

Cause she has been terrified
To show the feelings inside
She's been hiding and trying to lose
But she can't stop thinking about you

Nothing same to be upfront
But she might if you let me know
Who you like and then
I'll muff it out
Cause I'm the girl I was talking about

This whole time