(feat. Paul Sorvino)

There's a chaos that rests at the heart of this beast
Our carnival here's a well oiled machine
All 666 rules are policed
All 666 rules you must keep

It's my duty to advise you
Of the ordinance in place
Chiefly designed to
Keep operations mean and fine-tuned
Each cog is (well)aligned

As you'll note, the rules are clearly stated
Even illustrated and enumerated
On this staunchly densely leveled complicated
Cautionary little guide

666
666

As keeper, it's my humble pleasure to
First castigate and then admonish you
That cutting breaks with sixty two
And breaking rules, it just won't do

666
666
666
666

There are consequences
Morbid consequences
Crueler than ever imagined
Oh yes, there are consequences
Bloody consequences
When you don't follow the rules