Daddy
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy
Daddy wasn't there
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

Daddy
Daddy wasn't there,to take me to the fair, to change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptised
When I was critized
When I was ostrized
When I was jazzicised
Steak and kidney pies
One hour martinized
When I was circumsized
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptised
When I was critized
When I was ostrized
When I was jazzicised
Steak and kidney pies
One hour martinized
When I was circumsized
Daddy wasn't there, to take me to the fair,
To change my undwear
Daddy wasn't there

(Spoken very rapidly)
Daddy wasn't there, peace!

If you've got a daddy issue,
Heres a daddy tissue
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
They say its just a fad,
But I've got a dead beat dad
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
I sit in my room and cry
And ask myself the reason why
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y

(Spoken)
Daddy
Daddy
Daddy

D-A-D-D-Y

PEACE!