Bah bah bah — Saturday night!
Doo-bee-doo-Aaaahh…

Walking into fights again- Never knowing how they begin,
And hoping that they never end; A typical Saturday night.
Hopped up on God-knows-what this time.
Long Islands, Jack and coke… Twist of lime?
Knowing somewhere that you're losing time,
On this wonderful Saturday night-

And you're losing that part of yourself
In the midst of the haze and the Hell.
So you get up, and go out for a light.
As you drink your last goodbye to
This beautiful Saturday night-

Ha! Doo-bee-doo-
Ha! Doo-bee-doo-
Ha! Doo-bee-doo Aaaahh!

Forget yourself, and your worries on this whimsical Saturday night.

A boy with tight jeans and in thick glasses, leans over
And kisses a girl. With a crew cut and tall boy, at a bar in Uptown…
You're out of your element amongst this world…

You get up and go for a light, as you flip your last goodbye to
This memorable Saturday night-

Ha! Doo-bee-doo-
Ha! Doo-bee-doo-
Ha! Doo-bee-doo Aaahh…

Walking into fights again- Never knowing how they began,
And hoping that they'll never end; A typical Saturday night.
Fucked up on God-knows-what this time.
Long Islands, Jack and coke… Twist of lime?
Knowing somewhere that you're losing time,
On this wonderful Saturday night-

Wonderful…
Magical…
Fantastical…
Saturday night!

Bah bah bah — Saturday…
Bah bah bah — Saturday…
Bah bah bah — Saturday night!