[Chorus] They like to eat grass
They don’t have much mass,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren't very smart

[Verse 1]
Meet this lone alpaca
His name is simply Carl,
Whenever he sees a lion,
He always gets a snarl.

[Chorus]
They like to eat grass,
They don’t have much mass,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren’t very smart.

[Verse 2]
He has a friend named Wayne
Wayne doesn’t have the biggest brain,
He is Carl’s best friend,
They’ll be friends till the end,
There’s nothing that could tear them apart

[Chorus]
They like to eat grass
They don’t have much mass
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren't very smart

[Verse 3]
They had another friend named Rand,
He fell in some quicksand,
He drowned in there,
He lost all his hair,
And they never saw him again,

[Chorus] They like to eat grass
They don’t have much mass,
They get hit with a dart,
Cause they aren’t very smart
(Repeat)