Went down to Redfern
Just to see the rabbits play
A big boondy Mario
Theres no psychos like that today

Chorus:
Am I ever gonna see the biff again?
(bring back, bring back the biff)
Am I ever gonna see the biff again?
(bring back, bring back the biff)

Went down to Brookie
Just to see the eagles play
Nearly choked on my kb
When I found out big Robbo's gay

Chorus

What has it come to
When a bloke can't punch his mate?
Listen to this song
Yu'll see em screamin through the gate

Chorus

I dream of yesteryear
When the hard man had their way
I guess that the scrotum grabs
Were the order of the day

Chorus