[Intro] Kanpai, itadakimasu. Kanpai, Kanpai
"What?"

[Hook] California rolls
Upper East Side Bros
No tastebuds; cocaine all up in their nose
California rolls
Basic ass white hoes
Love One Direction shows
California rolls, California rolls, California rolls
California rolls, California rolls
California rolls, California rolls
California rolls, California rolls

[Verse 1] Listenin’ to white dudes gettin douchey over sushi
Trying to impress, acting real choosey
Mixing up all the Asian shit, soundin real goofy
Bulgogi is Korean! You’re a silly goosey
"omaya! Chincha bichata!"
Whitewashed as fuck; cream cheese in their sushi
Don’t even know ‘bout cha–wan–mu’shiiiiiiiii
Insider trading tips sounding real juicy
Think the short one wanna screw me
Keeps staring at my booby
Bro, wouldn’t fuck you ‘less ya slipped me uh roofie
Not some kinda basic twenty somethang floozie

"Kahneechewah, uh, ’m going to get the omaka, arigatou mr robatou"

Obeikatte dondake!!!

[Hook] [Verse 2] Hey Vandy bitch
More irritating than rich
You’re Like uh vaginal itch
White girl; no culture
Lookin at me like uh vulture
Yo shit-stinks like manure; agriculture

"OMG! I just loveeeee Sugarfish. It’s soooo authentic. [obnoxious basic laugh]"

White Bitch; hella snobby
Bland as fuck; no wasabi
Doorman keeps ethnics outta the lobby
Big lv bag; look real gaudy
Goin to yoga; thinks she’s Gandhi
All the worst things white people embody

Trying so hard to be booj
Wearing way too if that much rouge
Make Hamptons boys splooge
Only job she had was-ta fix her boobs
Best she can do are Wall Street noobs
Touch herself to Jonas Brothers’ YouTube’s

[Hook] [Outro] Don’t be a tasteless racist
It’s so fucking basic
Don’t be a tasteless racist
It’s so fucking basic

Yammeteikudasai
"What? did i hear Yau Ma Tei has food fries"
Majide! Urusaiiiina!